Letter to England Rugby

Dear RFU

I apologise if this letter expresses some degree of insight and intelligence that you are unable to comprehend, however if you are able to gather even the gist of the message there may be hope for some of you yet.

Watching the recent England performances has been a distressing and depressing experience. The team for all its individual talent has not taken a step forward in the last 7 years. Instead you have been happy with mediocrity and stagnation.

The downfall of english rugby is solely down to yourselves and the management who you employ. They have shown they have a superb talent for actually removing player skills and making sure that they are poorer players. Every single England player goes back to their clubs in poor form and it takes time for them to get back to where they were before England duty. Does this not make you wonder what happens when they are with England?

Rob Andrew appears to be the biggest waste of space imaginable, he has implemented very little and all his selections have been poor. Please tell me what he brings to the international set up. I have more intelligent germs crawling around my anus than this washed up fly half who is way out of his depth.

Martin Johnson, the all time England great. Top class player, poor manager. If he has not got the balls and the foresight to see how bad the management team is, then he has to go. Sticking with his current coaches is ruining his image.

John Wells, has to be one of the most overhyped coaches that has ever graced the game. This man is a cancer for the English game and he deserves to be shot for treason. His ideas and methods are archaic and his jug ears frankly repulse me.

Mike Ford, actually not as bad as the others as our defence has been consistent if unimpressive. However he has not produced anything worthy in his time with the RFU so I see little point in you continuing with him.

Overall since 2003 we have gone backwards with poor managers, Ashton and Robinson, (Ashton should have been allowed his own coaches) and we have been undermined with coaches who have destroyed our beloved team.

Please find time to stop polishing your leather arm patches, and do something for the good of the game and sack all of these utter cunts.

Kind regards

An England Fan